Lust is the most desired of the Seven sins and also defined as the “root of all evil”. Lust has been explained in numerous ways, widely accepted as the self-absorbed desire for a person, object, act or experience.
According to Thomas Aquinas, pretty much any sexual act, apart from the straight vanilla bam bam (also known as the “lay back and think of England” “that’s fine I do not want to fuck your ear” variety) was the sin of Lust.
Fighting your way to the front of the queue for the new Iphone 5?
You staring at some hot girl at the grocery store thinking I could totally do that? - Normal male behaviour
Masturbating in the mirror? and just very very sad
Adultery/ Public Sex/ Kamasutra? - Way to raise the bar, especially if you are doing them simultaneously.
Wrath is a real berserk, rest misty vicious rage, is probably the hardest of the Seven deadly sins for most people, apart from Cougars, drivers and internet commenters. Wrath is defined as vicious vindictive anger.
Thomas Aquinas (again?) said that Wrath becomes a problem if overridden by reason. Pretty much you can be a vindictive bitch as long as you have a good reason, or in the case of Thomas Aquinas monks, they needed an acceptable way to vent... and.. hey, if it is good for God, it’s good for them...
Did you write a bitchy comment today on some random blog?
Did you throw your phone across the room learning that your boy toy is going to a football game instead of bringing you out for dinner? - That was kind of stupid now, wasn’t it?
Did you post a naked photo of your boy toy boyfriend on Facebook and commented on how much better/bigger you can find? - Now, that is really a bitch move.. and we love it
Did you physically hunt down the guy that escaped your grasp at the bar and taught him a lesson he will never forget? - Please sign up on CougarLife.com and teach them all a lesson
We EstablishedMen creators find it hard to comment on this sin, being more used to being
envied rather than envying. Envy is simple, it is the desire of somebody else’s look, possession
or lifestyle. It is that restless desire of someone else’s things.
Thomas Aquinas (does that guy never shut up?) says of envy “Charity rejoices our neighbor’s good, while envy grieves over it”. Yeah, OK, whatever... He is just jealous - we created EstablishedMen and he’s a dead monk.
Do you wish you had created this website?
Have you ever had plastic surgery or balls lifting so you could look better than your friends? - Not a bad attempt, but please check that instead of jealous you are just gullible.
Have you ever dated someone filthy rich so that you could get a taste of what it feels like to be rich and found yourself wanting to steal their soul? - Ok, get yourself an account on EstablishedMen.com you are a winner...
Avarice or Greed is the most publicly accepted vice, at least to the moral majority. Greed is
defined as the unstoppable desire for material and financial possessions.
Thomas Aquinas (again) defined it as the sin that goes directly against one’s neighbor since ones external richescannot over-abound without another men lacking them. It is a sin against God. I guess Bill Gates is screwed big times.
Sloth also know as laziness. Probably the most popular of the seven deadly sins. It is the
avoidance of physical or spiritual work.
Preachers love this one, they love it so much they cannot stop talking about how much the Devil loves the weak idle hands. Unfortunately, the people who might have needed this lesson overslept.
Gluttony is probably the most common of the seven since it can defined as the sin of Indulgence and excess. The word is derived from the Latin “gluttire”, meaning to swallow (and no - we are not going there - go back and read the lust section).
Sexually speaking, gluttony is the need to push the boundaries, having multiple partners and always looking for more. Any excess by definition will make you a sinner.
Breaking up with your boyfriend and a week later you are shagging your ex’s friend?
Sleeping with 2 different people during a drunk weekend? - You are up there, you can enjoy the finer things in life.
3somes are for you a walk in a park or like coffee in the morning? - Keep it up, variety is the spice of life.
Gangbangs, Orgies and Sex Parties? - You are what we define as “Sexually Bulimic”. Enjoy!
Pride. We all feel it when we do something amazing or when we are just THAT amazing at
everything. Hell, most of the time we feel it when we manage to dress correctly on the second
attempt. Pride is defined as the excessive belief in one's own abilities.
Thomas Aquinas (yes, again) said that Pride is the father of all sins. That makes complete sense to us, if you are better than everyone else, you are cocky, if you just think you are you are a cock..
Do you boast about anything you are secretly not good at?
Do you go around shirtless from May to August to show off your six pack? - depends on where you live. Miami=5, the UK=7, a former Soviet republic=10.
Do you think Gay people are the best at everything and secretly they are the perfect human breed and without them the world would end? - True thing, but the world is not ready for it quite yet... for now just get an account on ManCrunch.com